Aw, the baby. The 7th baby. The one who changes everything and makes you feel like a new mom again.

Wait. What? Yeah, this is the kid that I got because I thought I knew everything about being a mom. This kid is the cutest thing you ever saw, but also answers to the name, “Naughty Thing”.

He is Houdini in a baby’s body. He can escape from ANYTHING. He hates his toys. He wants anything and everything that he can not have.

He does not sleep through the night. Yeah, you heard me. 20 months old and still wakes up 2-3 times to nurse. Oh, yeah. He still nurses. No end in sight.

My other children, the little angels, they slept through at 8-10 weeks for 12 hours. My other children self-weaned at 12 months.

But…he’s my baby. And he is damn cute. So, whatevs.